The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to die at will.

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the power... to read this

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the power to create a meme

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!