The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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KeemStar

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to think.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!