The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to grab a cats face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!