The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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hey

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!