The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!