The ability to always be fashionable late

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to pee out blue

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to die

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the power to fly but only upward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!