The power to glow in the dark

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to look through glass.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!