The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!