The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to create a meme

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!