the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be born.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!