The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to create another human

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to think.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!