The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to be super jewish

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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Dejavu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!