The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!