The power to fart in colour

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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black people

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!