The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!