The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to not have any power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!