The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to time travel to the present.

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!