The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to fart flames

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!