to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to eat your own face.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power of love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!