The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to get older every second

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!