The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!