The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to create a meme

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to think.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!