The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to sleep

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!