The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!