The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!