The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The powers of a burnt face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!