The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the power to

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!