The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power of Grayskull.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!