The power to hurt the people you love

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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i like pie.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to read braile.

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Power to not have any power.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!