The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!