The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to see the present.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!