the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!