The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!