The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!