The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!