The power to be half invisible

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to Google "Google".

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Facebook.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to know what time is not

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!