The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Liam Brudenell

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!