The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!