The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to have no power.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!