The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the power to see through water.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!