The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!