To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!