The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!