The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to read braile.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!