the power to see with your eyes open

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to post the same shit twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to send emails via pigeon

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

thumb_up thumb_down -39

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

thumb_up thumb_down -41

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to stop time for 1 second

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

thumb_up thumb_down -49

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

thumb_up thumb_down -85

The power to fly into the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to draw a perfect circle.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

the power to make music for deaf people

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!