The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through water

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!