The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

The power to move any object, but you're blind

the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

the power to shit shards of glass

the power to be allergic to every thing

the ability to command watermelons

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

Poop

the power to make glass clear

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!