The power to die randomly,for no reason.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

the power to fly indoors

thumb_up thumb_down +115

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to eat edible things.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the power to make toast into bread

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the power to create a meme

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

the power of reanimating dead insects

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to have super-sweaty hands

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!