To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to only tell the truth

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to die when you get scared.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!