The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!