To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!