The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!