The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to grow boobs

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to speak braille

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!