the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!